My 7 year old brother came home today crying because one of his classmates told him to “drink a nice cold glass of shut the hell up”
all you need to fucking know about weather in california
"ARE THOSE CLOUDS?"
screams with laughter
My high today was 45… In the sun. Lol.
But really… We can’t hang.
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
Horror story: leaving ur headphones at home
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
"what is shipping?"
tumblr giveaway: my virginity
This is a time where a comma is really needed.
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad